Hi, my name is Mark. This weekend I finished Zelda. I love leaf.Read more…
Why Women Want To Have Sex With Garrus
My Mass Effect playthrough was the most straight-laced, male heterosexual journey you could imagine. I boned Ashley, despite her space-alt-right leanings. Then I boned Miranda, because I mean, I’m only human. Garrus was just my mechanic. The guy stuck at the bottom of my ship fixing shit.
Why Women Want To Have Sex With Garrus
My Mass Effect playthrough was the most straight-laced, male heterosexual journey you could imagine. I boned Ashley, despite her space-alt-right leanings. Then I boned Miranda, because I mean, I’m only human. Garrus was just my mechanic. The guy stuck at the bottom of my ship fixing shit.
Why Is It So Hard To Make Video Games For Kids?
“Daddy? DADDY!” I look up from my laptop. This video game was supposed to give me a precious 15 minute respite from the endless drudgery of parenthood. What the hell’s gone wrong now?
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The Pro Tennis Player Who Gets Angry In Counter-Strike
Jerzy Janowicz isn’t the most famous tennis player on the circuit, but if you’re a fan of tennis, or even just sport in general, there’s a high chance you may have heard of him. What you might not know is that he’s a massive Counter-Strike player.
Overwatch Outfits, As Reviewed By People Who Know Fashion
Overwatch is a cavalcade of character design. It’s almost — dare I say it — fashionable. But what do I know? I’m a 35 year-old games journalist. I own roughly 25 white t-shirts. Five don’t have stains. Yet. My solution: create a panel and ask the experts.
Fruit Ninja’s Creators Have Been Split By An Identity Crisis
In years gone by Halfbrick had a tradition.Read more…
47 Terrible Name Suggestions For The New Red Dead Game
Okay, so we don’t know for sure that Rockstar is working on a new Red Dead game but… come on! It’s going to happen eventually.